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Your “Clash of the Titans (No, Not Those Titans)” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Oh my, we’ve got some jugger-naughty thrills and spills coming our way don’t we? I’m genuinely excited for what’s in front of us. Let’s…
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Your “Let’s Keep ‘Er Going Fellas” Sunday Afternoon/Morning NFL Football Open Thread
I’ll acknowledge you west-coasters in the lede just this one time and then never again. There’s so much football, basketball and hockey coming out…
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What’s The Point: LA-B @ Chefs ONLY on NFLN Open Thread
You’d think a Saturday divisional game for the playoffs would warrant the broadest audience possible. Who the hell knows anymore. The NFL does not…
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Your “Not” Lesser Footy Saturday Morning Open Thread
As you may remember from last week, our resident Evertonian, King Hippo, is in recovery after the shock of the hiring of Samuel “Fat…
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TGISF… AKA “Oh Baby It’s Cold Outside” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I’m pretty certain that this is the latest I’ve ever been in starting on TGISF. I can’t be certain, because I tend to stay…
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Your “This’ll Test Your Fookin’ Mettle” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s a frosty, uncaring world out there. What’s the point of even holding the door open for anyone anymore? And yet we do it…
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Your “Slightly Hurried and Less Than Comprehensive” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Hello there imaginary friendlings. Please excuse the brevity of tonight’s lead in. If you want to blame someone for it, blame Maria. No shit. …
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Your “We Could Use Another Miracle Right About Now” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Evening, dick jokers and jokerettes. As you may have heard, resident open threader BrewHomeyRex is on leave this weekly, likely exploiting free Canadian health…
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Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread
Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. In my neck o’ the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of…
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Your “Rock ‘Em, Then Sock ‘Em” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I hope that all of you did absolutely wonderfully in your various pursuits through the day. Did you win your game? I’m typing this…