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Your “Holy Crap! It’s Week Twelve Already?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Where did the time go? [looks inside the folds of the sofa] Nope, it’s not there. [eats week-old Cheeto] The Wild Card spots are…
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Your “I’m A Juvenile Product of the Working Class” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, I’m guessing Black Friday & Cyber Monday really brings out the Russian bots. I’ve deleted over 150 in the last three days. Most…
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Our Final Full Lesser Footy Day of 2017 – Cherish It
Yes, our long winter of discontent beckons. Blech. We jump straight into the 10:00 window, there being no early match. Which kind of sucks. …
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TGISF…AKA “Now We’re Cooking” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So I guess many of us did some cooking yesterday. Or at least reaped the benefits of someone else doing it. Me myself? I…
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Thanksgiving Hippo Thoughts (and Mini-JV Friday Preview)
Spending holiday time alone is fucking great. Even if the footy action is a wet fart in a paper bag that has seen better…
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Your Thursday Night “Coupe De Grass” NFL Football Open Thread
Is there anything better than drinking, joking and laughing with like-minded folks? Perhaps someone will mention the “c” word-you know ‘cintercourse’. But I feel…
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Your LawnClippers/Cowfellas NFL Football Open Thread
There’s but twelve minutes left in the Vikes/Lions game as I type this and it took some time but things are starting to heat…
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Your “Where Have You Gone, Megatron?” Thanksgiving Day NFL Football Open Thread
Hey there, you four day weekend-having mother-suckers! Have I ever told you the story of how I stumbled across the bliss that is Thursday…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Make Room For Seconds?” Thanksgiving Eve Open Thread
As in life, a light menu this evening, in anticipation of the big feast tomorrow. NFL News: Josh Gordon was officially back at…
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Your “Maybe Look In The Mirror, St. Eligius” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
I guess I owe Pete & Blair a big ‘Thank You’. Due to their individual field goaling abilities, it looks like I won’t have…