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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I know. I’m fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours…more or…
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Your “Y’know, In The Rest of the World It’s Just ‘Thursday’” Thanksgiving Night Game Open Thread
Please, allow me to extend to you some traditional Canadian US-Thanksgiving hospitality. Have a slice. Maybe make a small plate and take it into…
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Your “Cowboys/Redacteds ‘Showdown’ Just Doesn’t Have The Same Ring To It” Thanksgiving NFL Football Open Thread
Have I ever told you the story of how I discovered Thanksgiving football? I have? Shut up. Who asked you, anyway? Me? I don’t…
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Your “But I Wanna Watch The Game! Aunt Lilly Is Boring As Hell. And Racist!” NFL Football Thanksgiving Open Thread
Now what’s with all this talk I hear about 2015 being bad/sucky? You have in front of you TWO(!) Thanksgiving tilts that feature teams…
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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…
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Your “Just How Close is the Coming Bandwagon-pocalypse?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Brock Ostweiler, quarterback for something called the “Texans”, has a complaint about the number of laser pointers that were shone his direction…
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Your “Wall of Voodoo asks, ‘Is This Game On Mexican Radio, Whoa O?’” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ahhh, Mexico City! Did you know that the NFL hasn’t played here since Mahmound Abbas won a landslide victory for the presidency of the…
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Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread
Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is…
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Your Late Afternoon Tri-Medley of Games Open Thread
My old crew of buddies prided ourselves on creating our own little vernacular. If I had said, “‘Tri-Medley’?-is that even a freakin’ word?” My…
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Your “Week 11? Where Did The Time Go?” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
If you haven’t felt the season fly by fairly quickly, I envy you and wish you well in your battle with acne. You see,…