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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some…

[peeks out from under the covers] Has it started yet? No? Who said I was scared? I’m not scared. Maybe it’s YOU that’s scared.…

Tonight is the 45th anniversary of the first ever Monday Nighter! We’re gonna be treated to so many wonderful memories-mamember the time that Cosell…

Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be…

Mia @ Jax: Oh, to be in Florida watching a football game. Eh, my couch is just as nice. Miami gutted out a win…

Ten mother-lovin’ games? Better get to work… Car @ Hou: The Hoyer Era lasted a wee bit shorter than the length of one football…

So much football has been consumed, and we aren’t even 10% into the regular season. Doesn’t that feel good? Let it sink in, deep…

Well, it’s been quite a day! Martin brought back Sexy Friday with a vengeance that seemed to be squarely aimed at two of my…

So… it’s the first mailbag of the season. Just a small one to start off this round; I’m hoping more of y’all will learn…