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TGISF…aka Your “Pro Bowl Weekend” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Don’t act so surprised. I told you last week that time was short for me to utilize the NFL/Cheerleader angle before the offseason. And…
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TGISF…aka “Conference Championship” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ah yes….Conference Championship Sunday. If I’m being honest…historically speaking at least…I’ve always preferred Conference Champs Sunday (CCS) to Superb Owl Sunday (SBS). The reasons…
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TGISF…aka “All You Need is Glove” Sexy Friday Open Thread
(apologies to Lennon and McCartney for that one) Yep, I’m back. /everyone groans Even though thanks to a snowstorm I technically never left. But…
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Happy New Sexy Friday!
I’m telling you, I have a really good feeling about 2017. I don’t know why, but I am unusually optimistic about this year. I…
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TGISF…aka “Last Second Re-Tread and also Merry New Year!!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Beef Jerky Time!!!! There’s plenty, you know. – I’m sorry folks. Sincerely. This week….Thank God It’s Sexy Friday is going to suck. And I…
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TGISF…aka “Merry Freaking Christmas” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yep, I’m very non-religious….but I love Christmas. How do I rationalize this disconnect? Usually, I don’t. But when I have to, it’s not difficult…
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TGISF…aka “Working Title: Bad Girls” Sexy Friday Open Thread
I told ya’s last week I was mailing it in. Then I went and got all talky talky typey typey RIGHT AFTER saying I…
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TGISF…aka “I Couldn’t Think of a Good Theme This Week, So…..Keira Knightley and ASS HERPES” Sexy Friday Open Thread
**Disclaimer….I am not saying Keira Knightley has ASS HERPES. As far as I know, she most definitely does not….(please do not sue DTZM) But…
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TGISF…aka “LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!!” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Well, maybe “LIVE from Vegas” is an overstatement, as this is mostly being written while I’m still on normal standard time….errrrr eastern standard time. …
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TGISF…aka Your “Sexy Thanksgiving Feast” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Yes, I know. I’m fully aware that by the time you read this, Thanksgiving will have been over for a good 24 hours…more or…