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Category: Sexy Friday
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TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread
Last week I told you about some “scary” mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah,…
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TGISF…aka “Concussive Redemption in Appalachia” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Hello again, good people of the [DFO] kommentist party. I hope you’ve all had a good week. It’s been a good one for me,…
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TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread
[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right…mildly). He is wearing no pants. He’s holding a nearly empty fifth…
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TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”
Yes sports fans, you read that correctly. Sexy Friday is back!!!!! And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that…
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BREAKING NEWS
Chris Schauble – WHAT WAS THAT?!? Megan Henderson – Relax, the earthquake was in the midwest! CS – No, that’s not what I’m talking…
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Your Sexy Monkey, Gif-Crazy, Preseason Football And Other Assorted Shenanigans Open Thread
What a week, huh? So many highs and lows. And the in-betweens! [nudges non-existent buddy with elbow] Don’t get me started! I’m thinking that…
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Your “I Want Football And Boobs-Not Necessarily In That Order” Friday Night Open Thread
Aren’t breasts of all kinds completely amazing in every way? Let me tell you about my latest experience that occurred just hours ago. I…
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Your “I Will Love This Lousy Football Out Of Spite!” Friday Night Football Open Thread
Dear Diary: It’s been a bit hard summoning enthusiasm for these pre-season affairs. Don’t get me wrong-I love football but the second half of…
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Your Olympics Day 1 (Technically 3) Saturday Open Thread
Fuck, it’s early on the West Coast and yet we already have our first Gold medal and it’s Virginia Thrasher from the USA…
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Your “Let’s Talk Turkey” Open Thread
So apparently there’s a country out there that will be getting a shiny new government. Have at it. Feel free to get sexy, if…