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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #2

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As I mentioned previously, it's been quite an off-season.  Similarly to the NFL, the first major event after the last game was the start of free agency.  That was promptly followed by the First Draft (yeah, I still don't get that but I gather that the second draft is roughly

Balls’ Offseason Plans

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Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak.  Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of the night ramblings, but fear not, dear readers for we have plans PLANS I TELL YOU for the offseason. At least I do. Old School Zero is putting

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream, “Starscream!”

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FINALLY, someone is asking for my opinion. For too long I have lived in the shadow of that blowhard Megatron. The Autobots would have lost eons ago if I'd been calling the shots. I hope you’ve got receptacles hot enough for this energon, because this guy's got things to say. Why, yes

El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

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Hello!  I'm Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview.  I didn't really want to because I don't really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to... /shudders Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I've been

DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I

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Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it!  The teams for the Pro Bowl will be "drafted" on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter.  In the

FYM: Capsaicin

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An incredibly handsome internet writer lounges on a couch. A pair of adorable animals are cuddled together in his lap. [blinks] Hmm, my eye itches. [unconsciously rubs eye] Ah. That's better.  That's...ow. That's starting to...OWWWW! Ow! Ah! My eye! Ow, this...yeah, I guess I was cutting jalapenos. But that was an hour ago. And I

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

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Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le'Veon Bell, THE BEN can't throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown. Funny enough, all this destruction has come solely from Vontaze Burfict. I guess he's the new Bernard Pollard of the league. Admittedly, though, [puts on hazmat

Go West, Young Chip

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Wellllllll.... this should be interesting... Charles E. "Chip" Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when your team president and noted thin-skinned dickbag Jed York couldn't get along with noted successful sociopath and discount khaki enthusiast Jim Harbaugh, it's a brilliant idea to