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Power Rankings of the 0-2 Teams
1. Detroit Lions: These cats are all purr and no hiss. Megatron had two targets in the first game. Two! Is that how you…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Finals Week One
Programming Note: I decided to post this on the eve of Finals Week Two because 1) NFL just started WOOOOOOOO!!! 2) this post was…
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An American Football Fan in Paris
As many DFOers/Kommentists/DFOoses/whatevers know, our own Old School Zero is currently training for a cheese eating/surrendering contest by exploring France from the tip of…
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The Nateural: Just The Beginning
Nate Boyer: Well, it was a good run. All I ever asked for was a chance and the Seahawks gave me that. It’s a…
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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Howdy y’all! I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us…
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TWITTER JUST GOT THE SEXIEST IT WILL EVER BE
In all of the craziness of the new from today NFL related, this is clearly the biggest. That’s right, folks. The Dragon has…
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DFO Open House
/sets up sign outside //takes fresh baked cookies out of oven and puts them on a rack to cool /// puts out punch…
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