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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2021 Season
Man, is Scotchy’s banner quote about the Clapton-ish window ever…evergreen. At least with respect to the early games. One keeps thinking “it can’t get…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2021 Season
Oh my cats, apologies to yeah right. That had to be brutal to watch. Because the walk-off winner today belonged to…Baby Buster and the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2021 Season
Welcome to the year’s most depressing of Mondays! A strange JV Saturday presaged some oddball stuff at the varsity level. And I guess we…
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2021 Afrikan-American Friday Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Congratulations on surviving another gluttinous holiday. We will speak softly out of respect for the massively hungover. The Shield paired the traditional No-Fuck Lions…
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Instant Hippo (Hazy) Thoughts – Week 11, 2021 Season
Yesterday was Hippo Family Thanksgiving, so my attention was divided. Plus, the games were kinda butt (third week running, DUE BETTER NFL). Still, FITBAW…
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A Weather So Cold It Would Stare At You And Wave “Go” With Its Hand: Tuesday Open Thread
I spent most of last week until yesterday in the United States and got to experience cold weather AND daylight savings time in the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts
Fuck, was I ever in a salty mood to start this mid-November Sunday. But thankfully, the NFL came to my rescue, with a truest…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2021 Season
Well, that was weird, yeah? I am quite happy not to deal with SurvivoUr pool the rest of the season. The last few weeks…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2021 Season
October, we hardly knew ye. Be forewarned, I chose not to watch not-Dak! (water added) chucklefuck around the Bird Murder Dome on Sunday night,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2021 Season
Welcome to The One Where Everybody Was On Bye. A challenging week for teevee coverage, given 6 squadrons on bye, and several…charitably-called less than marquee…