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Your “But I Wanted a Quadruple-header!” Sunday Football Open Thread
T’aint fair! The NFL giveth with the one hand and taketh away with the other. AS ALWAYS! Hey, as long as I’m shouting… TO…
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Your “Twice in a Row Would be Nice” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There were some fool-adjacent blowhards last week (me) that yakked from their gum disease-riddled mouths to the top of their phlegm-soaked lungs that last…
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Your “Does This Look Rushed? Because It Is” Monday Night Football Open Thread
No time to talk! Fallout: -Vontaze Burfict will be given the rest of the season off to not think about what he did to…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Business is brisk at The Salvation Army store on Sundays. It wasn’t always this way, hell it wasn’t even open on Sunday before I…
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Your “Perfectly Adequate, Nothing More” NFL Football Open Thread
None of these tilts strike me as that compelling but what do I know? I was dead wrong about the Thursday Nighter. AND AS…
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Your “I’m Just Here For The Dolphin Slaughter” NFL Football Open Thread
Perusing team stats it’s remarkable how playing the Fins skews pretty much everything from ‘good’ to ‘wowzers!’. Average rushing yards, sacks, pressures, passes defended-it…
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Your “Look Who Came Crawling Back!” Thursday Night Football
Yeah, Melvin Gordon is back in the cranky, hardline bosom of the Spanos family. It’s about time a rich white cabal won a showdown…
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Your “You Know, For Your First Time, That Wasn’t Half Bad” Monday Night Football Open Thread
As The Hippo-ster mentioned earlier, that was a mighty fine Sunday of the footballing… Fallout- -The phenomenal play of the Panthers Kyle Allen has…
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Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
People come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. From my perspective the challenge becomes how to use their disadvantages against them. I won’t…
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Your “Pass That Torch!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE (late) GAMES! Panthers/Cards: Things don’t look very good for Kyle Allen. The left side of his line is in lousy shape and…