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Your “On To Victory! (*Not Applicable To Jets or Fins)” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Why don’t teams have V-L-T (or draw) records? How did the short and curt ‘win’ win out? Is it because ‘victory’ is a bit…
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Your “I Made It All The Way To Thursday For This?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Wow. This game. THIS GAME. It’s got ‘turgid’ written all over it, don’t it? But we’ll make the most of it as we always…
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Your “Come On Down, You’re The Next QB Up!” Monday Night Football Open Thread
So I was listening to the fantasy football channel on my way home from work today (not a sponsor) when I heard a yeller…
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Your “Birds of a Feather Something, Something, Blather” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
I could feel something constricting around my neck, tighter and tighter. I opened my eyes and less than a foot away from me was…
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Your “Let’s Keep It Moving, Folks” Later Sunday Football Open Thread
Only three games to preview in this window but dare I say that we don’t have a dumb throwaway game in the troika? Can…
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Your “Let’s Get This Party Started!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s get right at it… TO THE GAMES! Pats/Fins: Guh. Nice start. The spread in this game is 19, which is about 19 more…
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Your “No Stereo, Just Mono” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Well, well, well. After complaining about ‘squirrels running circles inside my helmet’ and ‘constant rain falling off my body’, Jets team physicians diagnosed Unfrozen…
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Your “I Knew You’d Come Crawling Back” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Were you not entertained yesterday? I certainly was. We had safeties, plenty of derpage, surprises, comebacks, new stars (if only for one week) and…
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Your “Calling All Pats Haters. Assemble!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It shouldn’t be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting…
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Your “You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again” Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Well, that was lovely! Would you care for more? TO THE GAMES! Colts/Chargers: No pressure, Jacoby. Perhaps it was because he was brought up…