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Your “I Think The Banner Pic Pretty Much Covers It” Holiest of Holy Open Threads
Now that the Thursday Nighter has been wiped from our collective memories by all the weed, booze and pills that it is possible to…
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Your “Welcome To Game 1! Only 266 More To Go” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Jesus Bananacakes! I don’t even know where to begin. I guess I should welcome all you folks back from your non-self-imposed hiatus from the…
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Your “Just One More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Speaking of the football, Man City dispatched Bournemouth earlier today. I’ve adopted the former team simply because I fell in love with Kevin De…
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Your “No Injuries. No Injuries. No Injuries” Saturday Night Open Thread
There’s a Sirius XM station that is completely dedicated to fantasy but there are no women on it (that I have heard). So you…
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Your “Come One, Come All! (Not You, Starters)” Thursday Night Preseason Open Thread
This is usually the time when some sort of ‘dress rehearsal’ for the regular season takes place with all the stars muddying their unis…
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Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread
There’s a 4 o’clock football game so there’s a corresponding thread. That’s just the way it goes around here. This will double as the…
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Your “I Salute Your Dogged Persistence” Saturday Night Open Thread
If you’re hanging out here-even for just a little bit-you’ve got moxy. You’ve so many other options with which to entertain yourself and yet……
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Your Thoroughly Unnecessary Preseason Colts/Browns Preseason Tilt Open Thread
I shouldn’t have bothered with it but this is a NFL footballing site so this is sorta what we do. And the thing is,…
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Your “Warning: Football-Like Activity Has Been Detected!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Despite it being just the first week of exhibition I think most of us have taken a quick peek at the games on offer.…
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Your “Warning: The Creep Door is Closing Fast” Saturday Morning/Afternoon Open Thread
Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I’m quite grateful that the enormous “nothing sporty to watch” gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL…
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