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Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread
But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got…
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Your “You Win Some, You Taysom” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Speaking of which, I think we should all take two years off from our current responsibilities and dig an irrigation ditch in Ghana. WHOSE…
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Your “You Can’t Do That On Television!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
Fallout: -T.O. opened up his bridge-burner again and to no one’s surprise threw hc Garrett under the bus for having the gall to lose…
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Your “That’s a Face Only a Mother Could Love” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Check out the smashed-into-the-windshield-several-times visage of Blake Jarwin. The toothfull grin that indicates that the keys shaken by the photographer please him. The too-small,…
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Your “Playing in a Winter Wonderland” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
They (people) are saying as of the morning time that the snow’s a’falling and will taper off during the afternoon. WHO WILL THIS FAVOR?…
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Your Afternoon-ish NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
I finish this intro off with 6 minutes left in the Bolts/Dead Birds game. Please Football Deity, let your glorious light shine through in…
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Your AFC Wild Card Game Part Deux Open Thread
First things first-we’ll have a look at some of the fallout (or falldown in Allen Hurns’ case) from yesterday’s action. According to a certain…
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Your “Game Sponsored by Hatey McHaterson” Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media.…
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Your “Let’s Do Some Playoffs” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Dearest Elizabeth, I hope this letter finds you well. I hope that Dolly successfully calved by now. Please give all my love to Bathsheba,…
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Your [stretches arms out] “Ahhh! First Day of the Year” New Year’s Day Night Open Post
Most under-rated day-drinking day of the season must be today. If you’re not an amateur that’s waking up in a strange place with your…