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Your “Low-Scoring Games Can Be Exciting!” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Good evening, ladies and silly men. Were you to start up your own football league would you put the word “Freedom” in the title?…
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Your “How Many WR’s Can Fit Under a Bus?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It’s gets so busy at the soup kitchen in December. As the weather turns the traffic increases, so they tell me. I’ve been kicking…
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Your [checks with Brick] “Mid-Morning, Maybe Early Afternoon, Late Autumn-ish, at the very least” Open Thread Featuring Football
Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn’t important yet silently grumble to ourselves about ‘that guy’? It’s The…
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Your “I MUST HAVE IT!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
[looks at entire slate of games] “Jesus! I guess the bye weeks are all over and done with.” Shall we? TO THE GAMES! Bal/Atl:…
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Your “No Brokeback Mountain Jokes, I Beg of You!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
I just recently had a curious experience that I’d thought I’d share. I had two glasses next to each t’udder, (I type that word…
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Your “Weather Report? Sloppy With a Chance of Turnovers, of Course!” Sunday Afternoon Football Thread
Can we beat a micro-meme to death inside of 12 hours? I betcha we can and I’ll certainly do my part. I’d be remiss…
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Your “The Cavalcade of Sports Continues” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s go directly, TO THE GAMES! Jags/Bills: Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the…
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Your “I Can Haz Nudder Shoot-Out?” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Have we eaten all of our digestive cookies that were dipped in Pepto? Good. It’s time for round two or three of drinking. But…
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Your “Now It’s Your Turn, NFC East” Thursday Afternoon Football Open Thread
Hey there, folks that like hanging out while watching the football! Hope that your Thanksgiving is going well and that you were exposed to…
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Your “Come One, Come All”* Monday Night Football Open Thread
ESPN has been shoving this game down our throats and I don’t blame them one bit. Back in my bartending days, the Monday Nighter…
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