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Your ” Three Loss-a-Palooza” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
To borrow from that Lightfoot song that everyone knows, in northern Ontario the winds of November come early. I use that to my advantage.…
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Your “The (Helmet To The Head) Hits Keep Coming!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Enough dilly-dallying! TO THE GAMES! Raiders/Cards: The Gruden-led (rhymes with rudderless) Oakland squad is not doing very well. Hell, when your te has a…
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Your “I Guess I’ll Watch-It’s Not Like I’ve Got A Vibrant Social Life” NFL Football Open Thread
Hey gang. I don’t see anything in this slate of games that makes the hair on my saggy balls stand on end. But all…
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Your “These Are The Mean Streets Of Northern Ontario” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There were some shenanigans out my way that had the locals gums a-flappin’, I’ll tell you what. I’ve got a 40 minute drive to…
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Your “This Is No Way To Start The Week” Monday Night Football Open Thread
Week 10 Fallout: -Cooper Kupp had the biggest fall. The end result was a tear of his AFL-CIO. Can’t help thinking someone will fill…
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Your “I’m So Eveready For This Game!” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
He didn’t look any different than any of the other broken fellas that jumped into the back of my pickup in the Home Depot…
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Your “Slouching is a *kind* of Posture!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Only three games on the late sked but we’ll make the best of it, won’t we? My couch groove is making it really difficult…
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Your “Blowouts As Far As The Eye Can See” Sunday Morning NFL Football Open Thread
If you feel like chatting about the Chelsea/Everton tilt whilst we wait for the good stuff, go on ahead. There’s also a Rugby World…
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Your “Pour Me Some Of That Giggle Juice, Dollface” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There’s a ton of NFL news today if you look for it… Dez Bryant: The newest employee of the New Orleans Saints hasn’t, to…
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Your “We Aren’t Family!” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Outside of Aaron and his family no one much knows why he and his family are estranged. In tonight’s episode of Wildly Irresponsible Speculation,…