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Your “Double-Check Your Listings, There’s Only One Game On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Fine, there are two other games on the 4pm slate but I maintain they are more theoretical than actual. Sure, I guess ‘players’ will…
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Your “Finally, London-free Football? Not so Fast” Sunday Morning NFL Open Thread
First thing first. If I may borrow from a Paul F. Tompkins bit-these folks that are flummoxed by a time change that occurred while…
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Your “NFL, Consider Me Whelmed” Thursday Night Football Open Thread
There’s some sporto-related tidbits out there on the innerwebs so I thought I’d share- Terrell Owens: Having finished his daily driveway workout, Mr. Owens…
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Your “Hue, We Hardly Knew Ya” Monday Night Football Open Thread
There’s a wee bit more fallout than usual this day that is the beginning of the work week for most and the end for…
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Your “You Want More? ‘Cause We Got More” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
I wouldn’t call two-thirds of these offerings the tastiest of games but it’s not as though your eye bulbs are the least bit discerning.…
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Your “NFLN Leaves Canuck Football Watchers Out in the Cold” Sunday Afternoon Open Thread
Perhaps some of you snorted at the headline and said, “How apropos.”. Well, it would only be apropos if the game involved Baltimore. (I…
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Your “Kahn The Jags Owner Stay Awake For This One?” Sunday Morning London NFL Open Thread
If you didn’t watch the footy yesterday morning this headline means nothing to you. Sher Kahn’s mustache was repeatedly shown watching his squadoo and…
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Your “The Purge Has Begun” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Ye olde Jizziants have begun the housecleaning and who knows where it shall end. When The Wreck of The Ereck Flowers was jettisoned the…
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Your “Permanently Trashed” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’ve already identified all the hardcore fellas that made it thru yesterday relatively unscathed. Here we go again. Also, there’s always a wee bit…
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Your “Supplies Running Low. Only 17 Beers Left. Send Help” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
It’s about time we saw the greatness that is Cody Kessler! He actually didn’t play that badly, did he? I’m not gona actually check…
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