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Your “Oh Gawd! I Can’t Feel My Eyes!” Sunday Afternoon NFL Thread
The football. It burns! But in a good way. There’s still more to come. TO THE GAMES! Saints/Ravens: For the seeming twenty-eleventh year in…
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Your “Pulse is Steady, Will Continue To Monitor Vitals” 2nd Round of NFL Football
It’s another one of those slogs but with each other’s support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the…
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Your “London’s Best On Offer” Sunday Morning NFL Football
I hope that them damn west coasters are gonna do their part this, the most holy of football-watching weeks. Those of us occupying the…
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Your “I Didn’t Say ‘Dude!’ I Said ‘Dud’” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for…
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Your “I’ll Be Honest-I’m Hoping For a Travesty Here” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
You know, the good kind of travesty whereby extraordinary misfortune befalls the easily-hateable team that has experienced so much success. The one that has…
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Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Boy, did we ever laugh some laughs back there! Nevertheless, it’s onwards and sidewayswards for us grizzled veterans of the commenting game. There’s always…
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Your “London’s Calling!” (at regular EST, smh) Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind…
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Your “Stare Into The Abyss That Is The NFC East” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
God is dead. So why not watch a bit of the old football? It’s not like I’m going to judge you. -Friedrich “The Funky…
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Your “It Might Be Me, It’s Probably You” Monday Night Football Open Thread
[sniffs the air] It was definitely you. Week 5 Fallout: -Marquez Valdes-Scantling scored his very first NFL TD and a new fantasy god was…
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Your “Let’s Keep This Bus Rolling” mid-Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
If the tilts keep coming I’ll keep doing the intros. TO THE GAMES! Oak/LAC: The things you learn when you do a bit…