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Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call

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A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers.                                                                                

Merry Christmas from the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs

Old School Zero -
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As we gather around our families to remember the sacrifices made by our veterans in Bethlehem, we, the NFL Concussion Lawsuit Plaintiffs, would like to you remind about the importance of safety in football. Today you will be undoubtable be watching some great NFL games while you circle the maypole,

Rikki and Balls’ Day Out – The Sports Bar

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With apologies to The Mighty MJD, I'm going to chronicle our day at the Sports Bar Smorgasbord-style. DATELINE - PASADENA, CALIFORNIA, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015 9:30 AM - I park at the parking structure and begin the walk to our bar of choice located in beautiful Old Town Pasadena.  I won't name

Jerry Jones Releases Statements

SonOfSpam -
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On Greg Hardy: “While we did not have access to the photos that became public today, we were and are aware of the serious nature of this incident.  We as an organization take this very seriously. We do not condone domestic violence. We entered into the agreement with Greg fully understanding

NFL Divorcee Week 3: Hell At Its Freshest

Don T -
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On a Sunday afternoon, I'm sorry: using the sofa requires pants. Even if all friends, family, neighbors, coworkers, deliverymen, acquaintances, and Jehovah’s Witnesses always call before coming, why should only a layer of frayed cotton separate furniture from testicles? Brad's stand was not wearing pants, so we compromised on a

Matt Hasselbeck Has A Rough Day

SonOfSpam -
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  Matt Hasselbeck: Man, what a great day! Backing up this Andrew Luck kid is such a wonderful job, it's like he never gets hurt! Thank God I didn't take the Cowboys' offer. Man, would I ever be sore. Hey, there's a 7-Eleven! I could sure go for a Slurpee right now. 7-Eleven Clerk: