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NFL Super Team? RRRRRRRRRRRAM It 2018!
I saw the question posited by That’s Good Sports (video linked below), and the more I thought about it…the more it made sense. Though…
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The 2018 New York Giants Preview Roast
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to New York City…adjacent East Rutherford, New Jersey, for my Hacky Ass™ Roast of the New York Giants. That’s right,…
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2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile…
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The 2018-19 Jacksonville SWAGuars Preview
I am the horny housewife of NFL fandom. I’m married to a sports team. A respectable team. The kind of team you could bring…
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New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa
Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I’m back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay…
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A New Day on the Plantation (2018 Black Panthers Preview)
Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as “Mistuh” with a Yinzer who made fun of…
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The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop…
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2018 Houston Texans/500s Team Preview: Teenage Wasteland
A Familar tune begins to play…. Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I broke…
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Vikings Season Preview: Coach Zimmer reads a tweet.
Exterior – Vikings Training Camp. Day. The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet. Vikings…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…