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“America Doesn’t Forgive The Sinner” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview
I’m not sure why this team has fallen to me to preview over the years. Rikki covered them in the initial year of the…
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New York Jets 2018 Preview, or Your Idiocy Tries to Escape the Underworld
It’s that time of year, where leaves fall on the ground, a once-in-a-generation hurricane hits somewhere (this time Hawaii!), and you briefly think “Hey,…
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Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. Anyway, we…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…
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That’s My Raiders! The New Class (Your 2018 Oakland Raiders Preview)
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Ravens [sic] is filmed in front of…
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“What The Hell Have I Paid For?” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview
I’m not supposed to be here. The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby‘s domain, and I know what’s good for me. You’d normally…
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San Francisco 49ers Preview: Chimera-thon
The San Francisco 49ers, my team, my boys, feels now more like watching tape from one side of a 2014 Pro Bowl game. I…
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Donks 2018 – Welcome to SWAG World
That’s right, baby. Ain’t nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he’s the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get…
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Arizona Cardinals Preview (2018)
Alright, alright! So how is everyone doing today? My name Sil—bastian….Sebastian Blax and I am here today to continue [DFO]’s preview of all 32…
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No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview
INTERIOR – ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the…