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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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Photographs And Memories: BURN THEM [Titans 2016 Preview]
I was optimistic. The Bridgewater injury bummed me out, but the Bradford trade… It felt like a portent. I looked at the current roster–woof:…
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The Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview Brought To You By Their Biggest Fan
WHOOOO!!! How you doin’ out there folks? I’m doing mighty fine because my Jagsters are going all the way this year! They’ve been lying…
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The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team
Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn’t seem like a…
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A Call to Hodor: Colts Team Preview
*Blink and you might miss this review. Poor, Indy, finishing .500 last year, which by the good graces of being in the AFC South…
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Your 2016 Tampa Bay Buccaneers: The Enthusiasm Isn’t The Only Thing That’s Infectious!
Here’s what I, a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, know about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And that about sums it up. I haven’t paid attention…
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Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word “adult” in the most sarcastic way…
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The 2016 “Houston Texans” Preview
George Berkeley was an eighteenth-century Irish philosopher who’s primarily known for his ideas on immaterialism (later known as “subjective idealism”). This idea…
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VontazeMeBro’s 2016 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
Some of you may have become fathers in the last couple of years, but there’s still only one of us that came back from…
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To Bear Down or Not To Bear Down
That is the question. At the risk of stating the obvious, football is awesome. The hitting, the strategy, the fresh grass underfoot as your…