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Long Donks March Back To Relevance
This will serve as your 2017 Denver Broncos preview. Much has changed, whilst much has stayed the same. First and foremost, the unequivocally positive…
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Your Official 2017/18 New York Football Giants Season Preview
So many things to talk about! Many of which are of absolutely no interest to non-fans of the team. I’ll try to walk the…
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Eastern Conference Playoff Team Previews & Wednesday Open Thread
I’m eschewing NFL News today & tomorrow because nothing important is going on, and the draft is still 15 days away, meaning Cleveland has plenty…
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Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
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Team Previews: Pac-12 in March
For those of you not residing on the best coast, you may not have seen much Pac-12 basketball this year. With a POS commissioner…
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Do It For Us…ALL Of Us – A Falcons Super Bowl Preview
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: No, wait – that’s not it. That’s the ticket. It really is a delightful story,…
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Vikings at the 3/4 Mark: Four More Games to Go.
Sung to the tune of “25 Minutes to go” by Johnny Cash. For reference: [Week 1 – Vikings 25 Tennessee 16] “The brand…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review
Before I begin, I remind you, gentlemen, to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember, prevention and…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…