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If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview
How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back…
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2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. – I had already begun mentally…
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2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of
I’m not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who…
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Your Half-assed 2017 Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the “recovering” Steelers fan was going to…
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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…
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2017 Cincinnati Bengals Preview – Fool’s Golden Anniversary Edition
That’s right! This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly…
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Stadium of Leaves – Nobody’s 2017 Chargers Preview
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been…
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The 2017 Redacteds : We are Not Enthused
It seems that “Kinda like last year, but slightly worse” is not an adequate team preview, even if I tack on “Third in the…
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The Art of the Meal: Your 2017 Kansas City Chiefs Preview
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks! I’m here with our old friend Andy Reid, who has graciously agreed to help us out with our Chiefs preview for…
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YOUR 2017 DALLAS COWBOYS, PENDING INVESTIGATION
2016 was a fantastic year for Ol’ Double J’s squad of plucky heroes. After the 2015 4-12 debacle they added a new RB in…