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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Detroit Lions Preview
Head Coach: Jim Caldwell, baby! Key Players: Matthew Stafford (QB), Golden Tate (WR), Marvin Jones (WR), Ameer Abdullah (RB), DeAndre Levy (LB), Ezekiel Ansah (DE)…
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A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview
Head Coach: Mike McCarthy Key Players: Aaron Rodgers (QB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Clay Matthews (LB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Julius Peppers (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions: BJ…
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The Factory Is Open For Business
So, it’s time. You jackasses chose the Cleveland Browns for me after the Rams left, so let’s get this over with. The Cleveland Browns…
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Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.
[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open]…
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2016 Washington Preview
An office, deep in the semi-abandoned Walter Reed Annex National Park Seminary grounds….Doktor Zymm sits at a desk, Scot McCloughan enters Doktor Zymm : Guten Tag…
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A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall – Dolphins 2016
Hello everyone, I’m Warthog, you may remember me for such posts as… nope, nothing to remember me for. I mostly lurk, which is…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Headings In A Preview Of The 2016 Philadelphia Eagles
Welcome to DFO’s preview of the 2016 Philadelphia Eagles, which should be as long, frustrating, and hackneyed as the team’s season itself. With that…
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The Buffalo Bills Hatez the Wimmens and Other Random Thoughts
When Beastmode mentioned that DFO was doing their annual preview for the football season, I thought “how hard could it be?” He’s done it…
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Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview
Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare…
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Your 2016 New York Jets Preview
Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…