Green Bay Packers preview

Game Time Decision - September 6, 2023September 5, 2023

When doing some research for this poorly thought out season preview, I went to see what I said about the Packers last year, but apparently I didn't do that post, but 2 years ago I did and one thing that did stand out to me was this: ...how long does Rodgers

Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.

yeah right - September 5, 2023September 4, 2023

banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O'Connell addresses the entire team Coach O'Connell: "Holy geez guys! We're gonna have a super swell season this year!" Idiot QB: "Oh heck ya! It's gonna be super swell!" CO: "Oh heck ya. Super sweet!" IQB: "Super sweet!" CO: "Guys? I'm just gonna tell ya, I'm soo jazzed

Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 31, 2023

INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I'm so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood experience! Somewhere where I can be just like all the locals! I can't wait to try Wolfgang Puck's for lunch! [Looks around the otherwise empty parking lot with

This is Your Denver Broncos 2023 Season Preview & Open Thread

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Alex_Demote - August 29, 2023August 29, 2023

But Alex, I hear you saying. You are not a large, water-dwelling mammal. We know this. But Alex! If the review isn't written in Hippo-ese, it could be readable to the general populace, causing untold societal and psychological damage! The everyman is not intended to consume Broncos content at this

“All About The Drip” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview

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Beerguyrob - August 24, 2023August 23, 2023

Hi again. It's me - Beerguyrob. Judging by everyone's reaction to my return, I figured I'd help out with another preview. This time, it's one I'm a little more familiar with, the Seahawks. As a season ticket holder since 2010, back when the dollar was at par, I have a vested interest in

No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro - August 24, 2023August 23, 2023

SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case. ROBERT KRAFT [enters, accompanied by the LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT, and glances around him]: Hm! So here we are? LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT: Yes, Mr. Kraft. KRAFT: And this is what

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 22, 2023August 22, 2023

2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year's Preview: There is nothing more depressing to a Bills fan than an expectation of success. We can't cope with it, because of our near-religious faith in The Narrative. The Narrative has taught us

It’s Nobody’s Business But Ours: A 2023 Arizona Cardinals Preview

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blaxabbath - August 22, 2023August 21, 2023

New GM. New head coach. Carryover franchise[-priced] quarterback hurt and out for up-to the entire season. In 2022's Hortatio Did the Draft: Arizona Cardinals 2017, Budda Baker (Safety, University of Washington) is rated a Solid A with the following explanation: Budda Baker has played in the Pro Bowl, (or at least

The 2023 Los Angeles Rams, Or the Aftermath of F Them Picks

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 22, 2023August 22, 2023

As many of you know, I am not a fan of the Los Angeles Rams. As a franchise that left my city, burning bridges and goodwill on the way out, Stan Kroenke and his hairpiece, Kevin Demoff, Roger Goodell, and the rest of the liars and crooks that ignored the

Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

“John Connor Is Safe For Now” – An Atlanta Falcons Preview

Beerguyrob - August 17, 2023August 17, 2023

Hi everyone, I'm the ghost of a once-regular #contentmine supplier 'round these parts, Beerguyrob. I've got to say - having to do my real job at my real job sure has cut into my posting ability. I quite enjoyed having a half-hour here & there to research some history or type up