Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is Sports Center

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - March 2, 2026March 2, 202663

Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don't rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, 'Breadshirt,' yeah, that's it! are old enough to remember when ESPN first came into public consciousness, largely through showing things like weird sports like rodeo, strong man competitions,

Rate Me, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.

Don T - March 1, 2026March 1, 202686

Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate you or your services. And here is my stand: NOT every service requested through the Internet requires answering a questionnaire. It’s unhelpful, unnecessary, invasive, and grating. Was

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: For Dok. Chicken Satay!

yeah right - March 1, 2026March 1, 202698

Good morning Gravy Heads! How's everyone doing this fine [checks calendar] - holy shit, "March" day? How about that shit? It's fucking March already. See? This offseason shit is a doddle! We're getting through this fast! I've got just a few more weeks before the spring Paris trip and bet your ass I'm

Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H

ballsofsteelandfury - February 28, 2026February 28, 202650

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held in the

Learning to (Re-)Love the Prem

King Hippo - February 28, 2026February 28, 2026127

Look, FFS. It's what we GOT, so we might as well make the best of it. King's Afrikan Water Pistols regained their mojo, at least for the North London Derby. Handsome Mikel's men get another, even bitterer rival this week (Chelski on Sunday, 11:30 (Peacock)), so maybe their blood stays up. Unless

Sexy Friday – 20260227

Mr. Ayo - February 27, 2026February 27, 2026112

TGIF! I got nothing to add. My brain is fried from a very stressful week of work. Haven't been able to sleep and trying to fix that with freezer vodka appears to have backfired. Word Count Filler Time Let's learn about the birth of muscle cars, the Pontiac GTO. RIP to Pontiac. Back

Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 6 (Doors)

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 27, 2026February 27, 202697

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up… …to a studio that has remained empty during the entire NFL season and postseason so

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Tossup

Sharkbait - February 27, 2026February 27, 202644

We made it to another weekend thankfully. I'm just about done digging out from another major snowstorm that decided to hit earlier in the week, so that's been super fun. Thankfully I have a snowblower. I don't know what I would do without it these past two major storms. All

Your Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 26, 202677

Many football lovers would like to tell you we're in The Doldrums (I love that phrase for some reason) as far as news/observations are concerned. But they didn't account for me, your scrappy poster that has dredged up some crap that we may perchance talk about. Flotsam & Jetsam: -Speaking of Jetsam,

Time For A Post Or Chili

SonOfSpam - February 26, 202655

Good Morning! It's Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with this offseason crap. And when we talk of crap, we talk of chili. No, not the long skinny country. Talkin' about the kind of chili you eat. It's