Hello there imaginary friends. No one needs to hear me talk this week. So I'm not gonna. Well not much at least. For the most part it seems all of us are holding our own (no pun intended). And I'm happy for that. I wish all of you and yours the very
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Cabin Fever: Southern California Regional
INT. ZOOM CHATROOM - DAY A mongoose, a little person holding a lollipop, a gold-leaf coated pair of buttocks, an alternate universe version of Philip Rivers, a miniature can of processed meat, and live video of Brett Favre's lower intestine share the screen. HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of "Quarantining
BC Dick Tuesday
Some games define teams. Some serve merely to confirm what we think we know. On Friday night my novice curling team took our 6-0 record to what is basically our home sheet against a winless team of mismatched jam canners. If Vegas had a say we’d be prohibitive favourites; Dolphins at
2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)
Happy New Years to all (except our Chinese readers....we don't aim here at [DFO] to be exclusionary...). Submissions are here and below please find your Week 17 Quotables results.
Let’s Win ‘Em All By 2! Seahawks 2019 Bye Week Update
This year, as every year, began with the stilted bleatings of “experts” and “pundits” and their ilk trumpeting doomsday calls for the woeful and inadequate Seahawks draft, team, and season. Yet again our common dullards, simple waterheads, and stunted dunces were pitifully mistaken. Their childlike lack of foresight overshadowed only by
The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that? How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r? Let's try something happier. Never
What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my "every 5 weeks" haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you, what kind of Philistine DOESN'T use a stylist??), so I walked around the corner to get a libation (as I am back off solid food). As
Your “Girls’ Night Out” Friday Evening Open Thread
It occurred to me earlier this week that for quite a while I have been remiss in including the "Equal Time Fo' Da Ladies" portion of Sexy Friday. At least for many months. Maybe longer. And after considering that, I decided they deserved some payback. No wait, that sounds bad.
CrimeBeat!: Blind Squirrel Edition
What a long, strange trip it's been for Antonio Brown in New England. They've laughed. They've cried. They've grumbled. Yes, Antonio Brown's lengthy tenure with Patriots has come to an abrupt and in-no-way-foreseeable end. Massholes, Junior Massholes from New Hampshire/Maine/Rhode Island and various band-wagoners will look back fondly on all the
Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3
INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin' Hank to score. Up the Toffees!!! Drunk Englishman: UP THE TOFFEES!!! They both crash their pint glasses into each other and promptly down the amber nectar. Drunk King
CFL Beat: Week 2
Hi again everyone. School's almost wrapped up in Ontario, and I luckily found time to sneak this into my busy schedule as I currently work through over 400 pages of student essays and exams that I have to mark this week. I hate my life. The good news is that
The Wednesdayer (S1, E6 – On Time)
Tyrel Jackson Williams: Hello everyone and welcome to another week of The Wednesday with Peter King. Now Peter, we've been on here for six weeks and you've now missed two. Now, it's your product so, you know, do what you want with this thing but I think that, if we could