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Balls Magazine Year 2, Volume 1 (22 overall)
I just realized the last time I wrote about golf was back in September. A lot has happened since then. On that occasion, I…
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By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment
Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 1
It’s funny how you forget you volunteered for shit when you get older and then you realize you only have a half an hour…
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Sexy Friday – 20240216
TGIF! So what are we to do with our Sundays now? Well, Sunday Gravy first thing in the morning, but no idea after that.…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It’s time to find out how well…
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Sexy Friday – 20240209
TGIF! The Superb Owl await us. Onwards! Survival – Personal Edition Let’s say you’re driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your…
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Sexy Friday – 20240202
TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week’s post with a new title and intro, but it’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20240126
TGIF! We have our Saturdays back! We also have only three (3) games remaining in the season. I’m sure they won’t be at all…