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Balls Magazine Volume 17
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More June Gloom Edition
I am getting better. I remembered that I committed to write the Saturday Night Open Thread at least two hours before post time. WHOOHOO!!…
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Sexy Friday – 20230623
TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters
Happy day after Father’s Day, folks. To celebrate, let’s make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back.…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part trois
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I…
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Sexy Friday – 20230616
TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival – Personal Edition Feeling frisky?…
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Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1
If y’all are not excited about the Women’s World Cup, this year, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part deux
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. WOOPS! I will do a real good Karen Carpenter…
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Sexy Friday – 20230609
TGIF! Happy forest fire season to those on the east coast. Hope today was enough of a relief so your peepers work tonight. And…