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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 7
It’s so nice when you are working with true professionals that are good at their job. The Franco bullet perfectly grazed the shoulder pad…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition
It has been remarkably cold and wet in Southern California this year. We started with Atmospheric Rivers in January that bled into February and…
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Sexy Friday – 20230601
TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of June. I’m getting my NASCAR on today, so let’s get to it. Survival – Personal Edition Every…
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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 6
We had been on the road for a couple of hours when I farted. “Really?” “Sorry. I guess I overdid it yesterday with the…
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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Sexy Friday – 20230526
TGIF! Long weekend ahead and it’s Friday, so I’m going to make this short and sweet. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s imagine future you…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 5
“So much for moving on to Part 3”, I told the empty room. I then proceeded to empty out my vocabulary of curse words…
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Dear Diary: I Am Still Unemployed
Refusing the urge to call myself “funemployed” took more energy than you might think. Truthfully I’m oscillating between feeling the most fulfilled I’ve ever…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the F word
Tonight’s post category again comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. As I mentioned last weekend, one cannot call oneself an American if one…