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Sexy Friday – 20230728
TGIF! There’s nothing on TV. So read this post while chugging a couple of drinks and then take a nap. Tweaker WWC games start…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – What Day Is It? Edition
Fuck Me, I need a calendar. Or an alarm or something. Lately, every Saturday, I get to DFO in the afternoons after reading Hippo’s…
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Sexy Friday – 20230721
TGIF! What a great weekend ahead. F1, British Open, TdF, and women’s footy! All happening while most of us sleep. Thanks, time zones! Survival…
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The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out
I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three “Best” Burger franchises. I speak,…
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Sunday Night Open Thread – Gold Cup Final Edition
I know you are all anxiously awaiting the Grand Finale of the Gold Cup or, as Hippo calls it, the Golden Shower Tourno. The…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The Spain WWC Preview Edition
I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That’s improvement, people! The reason I wanted to…
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Sexy Friday – 20230714
TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival – Personal Edition Let’s learn how to jump…
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Balls Magazine Volume 18
As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled…
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Sexy Friday – 20230707
TGIF! Hope everyone’s enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I’m currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action,…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More Fireworks Dammit Edition
I love the 4th of July. I specially have loved spending the 4th outside the USA. I remember vividly spending one 4th in Rome…