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  • Sexy Friday – 20230519

    Sexy Friday – 20230519

    May 19, 2023

    TGIF! Couple of great news items from this week: 1) There will be no more forced releasing of a certain sea creature here for…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4

    It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4

    May 16, 2023

    I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the…

  • Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word

    Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word

    May 13, 2023

    Tonight’s post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word “shit” in…

  • Sexy Friday – 20230512

    Sexy Friday – 20230512

    May 12, 2023

    TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team’s schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there’s still real playoffs…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3

    It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3

    May 9, 2023

    I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…

  • Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders

    Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders

    May 6, 2023

    Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…

  • Sexy Friday – 20230505

    Sexy Friday – 20230505

    May 5, 2023

    TGIF! Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate. We’re still up to our eyeballs in the hardwood and ice playoffs, so let’s get…

  • Balls Magazine Volume 15

    Balls Magazine Volume 15

    May 3, 2023

    As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…

  • It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 2

    May 2, 2023

    In the hour plus I had left in the flight, I planned my strategy. She had checked her luggage, so I didn’t have to…

  • Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places

    Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places

    April 29, 2023

    Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was…

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