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Sexy Friday – 20230203
TGIF! Congrats on making it to the first weekend of no football. On the positive side, that means Sunday Gravy is right around the…
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Balls Magazine Volume 6
As you may remember from Volume 5, I wanted to try the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course. On a lazy Saturday, I…
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Sexy Friday – 20230127
TGIF! Congrats on making it through the week, nearly the first month of 2023, and all but 3 games of the NFL season! Time…
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Balls Magazine Volume 5
It was supposed to rain all day but the atmospheric river must have run dry as it was nice and sunny around noon. Feeling…
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Sexy Friday – 20220120
TGIF! Please read the descent into madness that preceded Alex showing up here. Make sure to have the DONKS WOO! season results up to…
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Balls Magazine Volume 4
On a whim, I decided to head to my local 9 Hole golf course to see if I could get on. It was a…
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Sexy Friday – 20220113
TGIF! The first full week of work this year thankfully done and dusted. And my racist workplace expects me to work on Monday! But…
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Balls Magazine Volume 3
I was looking up tee times at one of my local courses for Thanksgiving Day when I found one for pretty cheap that included…
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My 900th Post
I can’t believe I’ve actually made it to 900! That’s something Houston cannot say. I’ve thought long and hard about what to put into…
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Sexy Friday – 20230106
TGIF! Hello 2023! And Happy Capitol Tour Anniversary for those that celebrate! For those of us heading back to work, it’s time to shave,…