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Sexy Friday – 20230310
TGIF! We’ve made it to the important part of March: Selection Sunday. Hope everyone got their time off requests submitted and approved for next…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Non-Major Sporting Events
Tonight’s post category was suggested by RTD’s comment last week requesting, “your 5 best non-major U.S. sports (i.e. NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL) memories.” Thank…
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Sexy Friday – 20230303
TGIF! And just like that, it’s March. At least I’m reasonably sure this one will be better than 2020’s version. Survival – Personal Edition…
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Balls Magazine Volume 10
As you may or may not know, the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area gamely braved a Blizzard of epic proportions. I got mine with…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Stadia I’ve Been to for a Game
Tonight’s post category was suggested by BFC’s comment last week in the inaugural donut post. Thank you to all that provided suggestions and I…
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Sexy Friday – 20230224
TGIF! At least it was a short week. (apologies Doug Martin) But, we can look forward to, um, hmm. Well then, check your local…
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Balls Magazine Volume 9
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me… As you may recall from Volume 8, I decided to go ahead and…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Donuts
This post was actually inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open Thread in which he professed his love for the maple bar. The plan is…
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Sexy Friday – 20230217
TGIF! As we now bask in the afterglow of the Superb Owl and Galentine’s Day, it’s important to focus on the important things. That’s…
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Balls Magazine Volume 8
Given the feedback I received from you in Volume 7, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a…