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Zombie TWBS Wednesday Motivational
Not on a Wednesday. Not written by TWBS. Now in POSTER FORM! So, a few days ago, I happened to comment that we had…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 6
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, here for Part 4, and here for Part 5. In my line of work, you see…
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Sexy Friday – A Sunday Gravy Discussion
On Sunday Gravy last week, we discussed, somewhat appropriately I suppose, the virtues of the curvy gal. Let me make one thing perfectly clear:…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 5
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, here for Part 3, and here for Part 4. I smiled as I turned around. “What the fuck…
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Sexy Friday – First Weekend in June 2022
I’ve been rewatching Archer and I just noticed something weird. In the latest seasons, Archer is very concerned about Lana’s daughter which is also…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 4
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1, here for Part 2, and here for Part 3. “You weren’t kidding about those protein bars!” Claudia laughed when she…
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Sexy Friday – Memorial Day Weekend 2022!
Before we get started with the Sexy, some business to attend to. *** Balls’ Monthly Resolutions May Update! Resolution #1 – Fitness The goal…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 3
Editor’s Note: Please click here for Part 1 and here for Part 2. Mexicali is a LOT different from TJ. For starters, at the…
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Sexy Friday – 20220520
Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and we’re looking at some interesting sports thingys this weekend. You’ve…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 2
Editor’s note: Read Part 1 here. The asphalt radiated heat back up my thighs as I walked back to my car. It was getting…