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Sexy Friday the 13th May 2022
I’m doing something different today. It’s not out of design but rather out of necessity. Long story short, no time for love doctor Jones.…
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The Lady of the Sea of Sin: Part 1
The speedometer showed 80 as I shifted into 4th. I carefully calculated the space and angles and then quickly crossed three lanes to the…
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Sexy Friday – Best of Mr. Ayo Showcases
This week, I am presenting to you all of my Balls Pics O’ Da Week from the showcases. In all honesty, it was impossible…
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Sundays With Litre: Now with Suntanned/Burned Litre
Mr. Cola is back from Canada’s socks but he’s had a long week of fun so I’m filling in again. Dint worry, you’ll have…
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Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #5
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…
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Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…
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Sexy Friday: Mr. Ayo Showcase #4
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…
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Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #3
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…
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Taco Bell Tuesday Open Thread
Howdy Folks! The Good Reverend is unavailable today, so I’m filling in. Regular readers of the AFL Beat will read this and be all,…
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Sexy Friday Mr. Ayo Showcase #2
As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us.…