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Quotables Results – Week 14
As previously advertised, Blax will not be the final judge and arbiter of this week’s Quotables submissions. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! All kidding…
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Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report
Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2018 Offseason Report
A LOT has happened since Richmond won the 2017 Premiership over the Adelaide Crows. There has been controversy, movement, the release of schedules (plural),…
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25 Questions About….
This Actually, it’s really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans.…
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Your “You Know What Time It Is And You Want Me To Do What?” Open Thread
As you are reading this, it is 6:00 AM on a Sunday morning on the West Coast. No one should be up this early…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Semi Finals
You know, sometimes it is nice to be wrong. And to have something good happen first thing in the morning that gives you happiness…
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25 Questions About…
This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”
Tonight’s Episode: “Special Sauce” The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”
Tonight’s episode: “Model Behaviour” The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers. The recycling cooperative van had…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”
Tonight’s Episode: “Errant Balls” It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse. The poker table had been well used on this…