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A Night at the Opera: BOLTMANIAN RHAPSODY
♫ Set to the music of “Bohemian Rhapsody” from Queen ♫ FANS: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a…
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New Chargers Helmet Design Proposals
It’s been a strange couple of weeks in San Diego. There has been talk of clearing the land on the site where Qualcomm Stadium…
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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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ELECTRIC EXODUS – The Final Showdown
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA – DOWNTOWN – DAY BREAK BOLTMAN: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BOLTMAN’S DOMAIN. THE FAITHFUL CHARGED ONES MEANDER ABOUT THEIR PITIFUL,…
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Meanwhile, at the Luxor
INTERIOR, LUXOR CASINO & HOTEL – MAIN STAGE [A large audience sits in their seats and murmurs in anticipation of the premiere of Las…
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Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable
OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during…
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Drew Kaser Takes a Tour of Qualcomm Stadium
INTERIOR – QUALCOMM STADIUM, SAN DIEGO – MIDDAY [DREW KASER is walking deep within the halls of the stadium with teammates ANTONIO GATES, MELVIN…
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“Summoned by BOLTMAN” – A Boots On The Ground Chargers Game Experience
It’s not every day that one of us gets a call to greatness; it’s even less often that we actually answer. At 9:15am on…
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A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview
(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit…
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Fun with Dean Spanos: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA
Late last night, 3 teams officially filed for relocation to Los Angeles: The Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers and St. Louis Rams. All 3…