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DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
Howdy y’all! I know a lot of us are concentrated in the North American time zones, but there are also a lot of us…
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Geno Smith Channels Coach Ryan
New York Jets Locker Room – 8/11/15 Geno Smith: Man, what a long day of practice. I sure am glad I was able to…
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Mad MaKSK: A Furious DFOde
[Photoshops and writing help from Mike Wallace And Gromit] (A hot summer sun is rising over the wasteland, and while the misery of…
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO
/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. …
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Philadelphia Eagles 2015 Season Preview
Because you’re a discerning group, I’ve assembled a blue-ribbon panel of parochial pundits to prognosticate the prospects for the putative pantywaists of the NFC…
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Kommenter Get-Together Reminder
Just a quick reminder that the LA-area DFO’ers will get together tomorrow at 2:00 PM at the Father’s Office location in Culver City. See…
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Time To Get Silly
In honor of Monty’s sober meditation on God and the universe, I thought I’d lighten the mood a bit and describe a very odd…
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Jonny J and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
(Scene: Albuquerque, NM. Late in the night, or perhaps early in the morning. A nondescript apartment, dimly lit. Sounds of pleasure from multiple individuals…