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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 6)
From the journal of PK: Gosh, what an exciting time it’s been since I joined Door Flies Open! It seems like only yesterday that…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 5)
Scene: Outside of Le Muffin de Crosse, a French bakery in the downtown area. OSZ and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are just stepping outside,…
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Kirk Cousins Visits A Subway
[WASHINGTON D.C., SUBWAY INTERIOR] Sandwich Architect: Hey man, don’t you think it’s about time we took down that RGIII cardboard cutout we’ve got by…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 4)
Scene: An interrogation room in the City’s Police Department. A member of the DFO sits in a chair as the department’s Hard-boiled Detective grills…
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Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice
[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know…
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 3)
Scene: The Platinum International Gym. Horatio Cornblower sits out front in a Lotus position, meditating, a bandage on his wrist. Like others who are…
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Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain’s Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR…
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)
Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps…
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There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn
Interior: Redskins Park. A dark shadowy figure lurks behind a desk, but not an ordinary desk. A dark, foreboding, and imposing desk that has…
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Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 1)
Scene: F.B.I. Headquarters. Inside several agents are meeting with local law enforcement about a new gang taking the country by storm. FBI Director: So,…