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The DFO Patrón Saint
Back at the site where we all met, there was a patron saint and a matron saint and it was pretty obvious as to…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…
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Your LA Rams Bye Week Update
Well, here we are fresh off a loss in London to the New York Giants. What can we say about these Rams? In my…
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Facts vs TV: The Green Bay Experience
DFO Note: Our own Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus was kind enough to brave the elements and his team not doing as well…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Märzens and Milestones
Disclosure: A couple of weeks ago I was invited to, and attended, a bottle share hosted by Goose Island employees. I got to try some…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review
Before I begin, I remind you, gentlemen, to check your testicles every three months to make sure there is nothing unusual. Remember, prevention and…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Alternatives
This year’s Oktoberfest opened in Bavaria just about two weeks ago. Most of Oktoberfest every year takes place in September, just like you’d expect, and…
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Your “Rejoice, For The Weekend Is Upon Us” Friday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Finally, it’s been 15 years (September 23, 2001) since the hit that changed the NFL: Thanks Mo Lewis. Putting Drew…
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Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It’s kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after…