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Your “THIS is League Stability?”Thursday Night Open Thread
NFL News: The Raiders have officially filed their relocation papers with the League. According to Yelp, the second best, but closest, moving company to…
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NFL Conference Championship Preview
НФЛ Конференция Чемпионат Превью Here at DFO, we are proud to be a multi-national worldly bunch. We live in countries other than the United…
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Your “I Guess The Pats Bandwagon Got Bigger” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL news: Now that Josh McDaniels has pulled out (hee hee), the favourite for the 49ers head coaching job is Kyle “Not my old…
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Happy New Sexy Friday!
I’m telling you, I have a really good feeling about 2017. I don’t know why, but I am unusually optimistic about this year. I…
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Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to… Adam “Pac Man” Jones! Sorry to those of you who…
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Your “Is It Too Early To Start Practicing My New Year’s Drinking?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
No. It’s not, and it never is. NFL News: Steve Smith is saying he’s “89 percent sure” done after this Sunday. I think…
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Missmember
The Internet is a wonderful weird place that has led me down many interesting rabbit holes. I just got out of one thanks to…
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[DFO] So Cal Meetup: The Bruery
Because we apparently cannot get enough of each other, the [DFO] So Cal branch will be sponsoring a field trip to one of the…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review – And Down The Stretch They Come! (Phrasing)
The first time, I encouraged you to check your testicles. The second time, I encouraged you to check your breasts. Now, I encourage you…
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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…