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Commentist Beer Barrel: Nice Melons
Well, guys, I made it. Thirty-one days without a drop of alcohol is a terrible, stupid thing that no one should do without a…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Indigenous Round (10)
Did y’all like those cool ass guernseys? I dug blaxabbath’s comment about the Western jumper so much I put it up as the banner…
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Auto Racing Holy Trinity Open Thread
This is probably the best day in the auto racing calendar. The day starts off with the Monaco Gran Prix which (/looks up polesitter)…
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Champions League Final Open Thread
Before you do anything, click play on this video: And now you know what the hell they are saying when you hear that song…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Jamaica
Aye Mon (and Monettes)! Welcome to dee ‘No Problem, Mon!’ Copa America Jamaica preview. As someone who does not follow Jamaican soccer but spent a week…
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Copa America Centenario Preview – Group C – Mexico
Mexico is the place of my birth. It is a beautiful country full of beautiful beaches with lavish resorts, important archaeological sites, amazing food,…
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Your “WHOOOOO!!! FOUR-DAY WEEKEND!!!” Friday Open Thread
Brevity is the soul of wit. Well, Hamlet was a whiny little pissant. “Oh, I want to be king, but my mother married a…
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Your “Pre-Holiday Weekend” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
NFL News & Notes: A notion considered hilarious just two years ago, some sites are now projecting the Raiders to win the AFC West.…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: In Space!
Good morning, evening or next Tuesday, fellow Commentists! Low Commander is here to man the Beer Barrel this week, as make it snow embarks…
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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…