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Everton on City’s Heels? BUHLEE DAT!! /plus bad JV “action” smh
I had two more macro observations on the EPL season. First, if’n you take a gander at the table, everyone is right where a…
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Third Place Everton and Lamar! (Plus Other Minor Things Previewed)
Pictured is Ronald Koeman, in a rare smiling pose. Despite being unbeaten on the young season (with three wins on the bounce, after humiliating…
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Enjoy Thine First EPL/JV NFL Combo Platter of 2016
Fuck you, you KNOW you can/will/do always take an extra helping. /before writing this, set my DVR for Syracuse/Maryland Friday Night ACC craptacular, to…
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EPL Tigers By the Tail? (plus MOAR Litre_Cola Previewing)
Week Three is here, and only four teams remain perfect at the top. City, United, Chelski…and HULL. Perhaps the most dysfunctional side in all…
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EPL Week Two – Prepare to Embrace the Suck (and Special Litre_Cola Flavoured Treat!)
Yeah, like everyone predicted…week one revealed all the assholes with money to be good. The only real surprise was dreadful Hull winning at Leicester,…
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Welcome to the (Barely Televised) New EPL Season!
As you know, our friends at Foxy Footy hoisted the trophy last season. Without exception, every single media outlet and independent prognosticator (that I…
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PICKING A WINNER!
Hey. I’m Fronkenshteen. I found the old place when Deadspin linked to a KSK post. It may have been an NFL Dance Party gif…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…
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Pointless EPL Weekend WOO!
Huzzah FOAR Foxy Footy, your 2015-16 English Premier League champions!! Thanks to Chelski rallying from a 2-nil halftime deficit to draw Spurs, the title…
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Foxy Footy’s Crowning Weekend? Plus Rounds 4-7!
As an Evertonian, I’m up early today mostly to boo. Plus I have to wake up kids and drive them around for various school-related…