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Last Chance to Crash the Leicester Party
A soul-crushing performance at The Stadium of Light (cool name, bruh) brings our Foxy Footy palz right to the doorstop. They didn’t even need…
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EPL Weekend, To Cure What Fer Ails Ya
The Commentist Politburo got to talkin’ ailments this week, what with Culinary Legend Yeah Right’s knee getting all fucked. This is the true essence…
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Down the Stretch They Come! EPL Weekend Preview
Now that our last dumb-assed international break is over, it’s nut-cuttin’ time for sure. And only one story is really worth following anymore –…
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An EPL Return to Normalcy (Except Leicester Still in First)
In case you want a very brief respite from basketball (for fuck’s sake, don’t do anything insane like go outside or talk to your…
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An Open Letter to King Hippo, Sill Bimmons, and the other EPL lovers/La Liga haters
Dear Invisible Imaginary Internet Friends, Please don’t take this post the wrong way. I love international football just like you do. I like Rebecca…
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FA Cup Quarterfinals/Abbreviated EPL Schedule Preview
Finally, there is no way around it. I have to talk about the FA Cup. We are now in the quarterfinal round, which is…
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Contenders Keep Stumbling – EPL Destiny Update/Weekend Preview
After the standings tightened last weekend, the midweek fixtures loomed very large. Of the three main contenders, only Leicester played Tuesday…and managed only a…
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No Clever Title EPL Preview
I am de-motivated as fuck. This would be Derby Day, but the fucking Redshite are in the League Cup final against City, so the…
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Cure Your VD Woes With Heavy Doses of EPL!
As you likely know, it’s a phony-assed Big Greeting Card holiday this weekend. So, instead of paying exorbitant prices for half-dead flowers (welcome to…
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Pre-Super Bowl L EPL Super Happy Funtime Preview
Through the magic of Amazon, I recently acquired a new Everton fleece throw. Since its addition, the Toffees are 2-0 and have yet to…