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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag’s Eighth Delivery
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice From Behind Door Number 6
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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2018 NFL Free Agent Round-Up
Banner image via Kingman County News Folks we are less than two weeks from the start of Free Agency, and while the NFL doesn’t…
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The Commissioner Calls a Meeting
Banner Image via Thank you all for coming on such short notice. With the conference championships upon us this weekend, this meeting had…
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Instant Reaction to New Chicago Bears Head Coach Matt Nagy
Banner Image Via NBC Sports Yesterday, the Chicago Bears announced the hiring of erstwhile Kansas City Chiefs Offensive Coordinator Matt Nagy as the 16th…
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Let’s Take a Field Trip!
Banner image via some random ass site Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we’re…
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Some Bears Have to Say Bye–2017 Bears Bye Week Update
Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting…
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2017 Quotables — Week 8 Results
SCENE: Deep in the #Content mines of DFO, a group of trained monkeys–I mean DFO writers–are shackled to their typewriters. Someone gave tWBS a…
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Your “Hey – There’s A Game 7 On Tonight!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Looking like his mom also told him that he’s the most handsome boy on the team, Brock Ostweiler brushed off questions that…