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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Green Bay Packers

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Beerguyrob - October 19, 2017October 18, 2017
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Normally, I wouldn't touch a 4-2 team for this feature. After all, I prefer to look into the morass of human misery & mine the painful-est rocks. But nothing was more painful on a fan base last weekend than this: AND THUS THE HAWT TAEKS WERE BORN! It started so innocently that

“What Does It Matter? We Know How It’ll End” – The Falcons Coming Off Their Bye

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Beerguyrob - October 12, 2017October 11, 2017
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Well, when I started this, I had them pegged at 4-0. Then they shit the bed versus the Bills and I had to retype my intro. THESE FUCKERS JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN! Coming off their bye this week, they host the Jay Cutler distracted Miami Dolphins, which should be an

Hope Clicks Eternal – the Tennessee Titans

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Beerguyrob - October 5, 2017October 5, 2017
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I was skeptical of which team to focus on this week. There are many fine choices at 2-2, even a couple one doesn't expect to find at this stage.    But I wanted to find where hope was among the masses. Which 2-2 team's fan base has a positive outlook on their

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Seattle Seahawks

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Beerguyrob - September 27, 2017September 27, 2017
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Of all the 1-2 teams I could choose, this week seemed fairly obvious to me. There are four teams at 1-2 that didn't expect to be here at this point, the Saints, Cardinals, Seahawks and Colts. The Saints would be fun to look at; "Who Dat?" nation is always ripe, and

Hope Clicks Eternal – the New York Giants

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Beerguyrob - September 21, 2017September 21, 2017
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So, it's the start of Week-3 in the N. F. L. The articles are already starting to come out of the journalismism factories and fans who aren't from Cleveland are already starting to realize they may have backed the wrong pony this year. There is a list of impressive candidates for analysis

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