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World War G – Chapter 1: Warnings
ESPN Headquarters, Bristol, CT The first outbreak I saw was on television. It came from a dank & darkened hellhole on the east coast.…
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Your “One Week Until The Madness Begins” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Following on the heels of Jeff Ireland and Marquand Manuel, some yet-to-be-named official decided to go for the whole magilla and asked…
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Donald Trump’s Foreign Policy: Risky Endeavours Explained By “Risk”
Risk. Anyone over the age of 25 remembers this game. A child’s game, but not a game just a child will play. Allow me…
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“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now,…
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Your “Liars, Cheats, Addicts & Murderers” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: This year’s Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter…
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Your “My Life’s A Bargain Basement” Saturday Evening Open Thread
So, today was spent cleaning. Guess my mood. That’s putting it mildly. Luckily, I had some help. Tonight’s sports: Baseball: MLB: TBA –…
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Your “Hold Off On Drinking, It’s ‘Annie!’ Day” Wednesday Open Thread
Because when it’s preseason, there’s football tomorrow! NFL Headlines: Bruce Arians has been released from hospital. Must’ve been that bean he ate. Steve Smith…
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Your “It’s All the 2004 Red Sox’s Fault” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: Vince Wilfork is talking about sticking around another couple of years. Good. John Fox violated the Ten Commandments & told a giant…