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Full Lesser Footy Saturday Returns!
You want, nay, DEMAND wake until passout Lesser Footy…and by gum, you gets it today. Sometimes the breakfast fixture is worth skipping, but Chelski…
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JV NFL and Hurricane Matthew Say HAI to October Proper
We have yet another dumb-assed international break (right after Spurs beat City to finally create some intrigue at the top of the table), so…
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Deciding the ACC on 1 October and Other Lesser Footy Matters
Yes, this statement is certainly true if Lamar! (pictured above) runs train on Clemson, as he did on FSU. Otherwise, it may be a…
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Everton on City’s Heels? BUHLEE DAT!! /plus bad JV “action” smh
I had two more macro observations on the EPL season. First, if’n you take a gander at the table, everyone is right where a…
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Third Place Everton and Lamar! (Plus Other Minor Things Previewed)
Pictured is Ronald Koeman, in a rare smiling pose. Despite being unbeaten on the young season (with three wins on the bounce, after humiliating…
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Enjoy Thine First EPL/JV NFL Combo Platter of 2016
Fuck you, you KNOW you can/will/do always take an extra helping. /before writing this, set my DVR for Syracuse/Maryland Friday Night ACC craptacular, to…
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JV NFL Methadone Window is OPEN!!
Yes, my friends, ESPN is #branding this as the bestest gosh darned opening weekend you ever did see…but for reals, that is really more…
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EPL Tigers By the Tail? (plus MOAR Litre_Cola Previewing)
Week Three is here, and only four teams remain perfect at the top. City, United, Chelski…and HULL. Perhaps the most dysfunctional side in all…
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EPL Week Two – Prepare to Embrace the Suck (and Special Litre_Cola Flavoured Treat!)
Yeah, like everyone predicted…week one revealed all the assholes with money to be good. The only real surprise was dreadful Hull winning at Leicester,…
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Welcome to the (Barely Televised) New EPL Season!
As you know, our friends at Foxy Footy hoisted the trophy last season. Without exception, every single media outlet and independent prognosticator (that I…