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Pre-Owl Footy Thread

I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here. I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The…

Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning? Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your…

What, did you wake up and hope to see Premiership footy? And then JV NFL?? Too bad, you get nothing. Absolute fuckall. Well, there are…

Has everyone had just the bestest day? Since I’m the only (living) Wolven Sort around (paging Warthog!), I knew y’all would have. Talk about el…

Yes, indeed. At least that’s one pissed-offedness trigger that’s on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It’s a good thing my alma mater sucks at football…

Some weeks, I just can’t really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross…

Yesterday, I took a “my brain is breaking” day. I had fallen asleep with a migraine, 6p on Thursday night. Slept until 4a, then…

Holy shitsnacks, do we ever need MOAR meaningful footy in our lives. As y’all know, I hold a certain disdain for the Golden Shower…

The big (pin intended) news of the past week is Leeds making the ultimate panic move – hiring Fat Sam Allardyce aka Gravy Tits…

Please do not wake up early to a bunch of wanking over the Redshite (away to Bournemouth – 7:30, USA). PLEASE. Most of the…