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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 3)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, brought to you by Vodka. When in doubt, pick Vodka. The scene: The…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 1)
Narrator: The Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special was filmed before a live studio audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. Future Moose is sitting…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 14)
The scene: A dank, dark basement. Ballsofsteelandfury wakes up on the floor. Ballsofsteelandfury: Whoa, I need the number of the truck that hit me.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 13)
The scene: 30,000 B.C., around dinner time. The DFOers who are lost in this era are yet again in the midst of trouble as…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 12)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s secret lab inside the DFO clubhouse, where a large naked man has suddenly appeared. DTZM: What the heck…? The large…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 11)
The scene: 30,000 years BC, more or less. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is curled up on the floor of the hut, clutching his bag…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 10)
The scene: Halloween night, one year ago. Otto Man, dressed up as Spider-Man, is walking down the street. Otto Man (singing): Otto Man, Otto…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 9)
The scene: Outside of the DFO clubhouse. All is quiet out front, aside from the pitiful voice of Ballsofsteelandfury. Ballsofsteelandfury: Guys…hey, is there anyone…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 8)
The scene: 30,000 BC, some time after noon. The DFOers have been brought back to the savages’ camp, and are being held under guard…